Top10 Albino Animals!

Posted on | November 22, 2005 | No Comments

UniqueDaily.com – The Many Unusual Albino Animals On Our Planet: “‘The Many Unusual Albino Animals On Our Planet’

These little freaks of nature are cute. What biologically must go wrong to end up Albino. Its a unique trait that so many animals exhibit. How else do you explain it but evidence of evolution.

‘Albino Squirrel’
Squirrels are known for being a light shade of friendly brown. But imagine if you saw an albino one. This white creature has the ability to climb tall trees in a matter of seconds. It also has some demonic red eyes. Which easily tells that this squirrel sold it’s damn soul. I guess you could call this the squirrel of satan.
‘Albino Crocodile’
We all know that crocodiles are good for making nice pairs of boots. But wouldn’t it be silly if you used an albino crocodile to make them. You’ll be walking around with albino boots looking like an idiot. I think you would also have to make an albino wallet for your damn self. Just so you can match properly.
‘Albino Kangaroo’
I think for the most part kangaroos are pretty cool. And seeing one in all white makes it even cooler. But I don’t know if this albino version has any special powers. Maybe it has the ability to jump higher and faster due to it’s aerodynamic whiteness. Or maybe it has the hidden power to disappear if it ever snowed in Australia.
‘Albino Turtle’
After seeing these albino turtles. It made me rethink about my childhood memories of the TMNT. Just to think that all this time Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo, and Raphael all could of been white. I wouldn’t know what I would do, if there was an albino rat. Because it would mean there’s an albino Splinter.
‘Albino Gorilla’
There’s something strange about looking at an albino gorilla. It just looks too creepy. The gorilla even has a evil smurk on it’s white face. I think if I saw one in real life. I would avoid direct eye contact. I would also look from “
“Albino Python”
I actually feel sorry for all the albino pythons all around the world. You could easily mistake one for one giant Abba-Zabba candy bar. There’s probably some drunk or high people trying to eat some right now. And the guy in the pic looks a little too happy to be holding one if you know what I mean.
“Albino Koala”
Koalas are know for being cute and cuddly, but once you see the albino ones, you’ll start to think differently. These koalas are now ugly and un-cuddly. It also gives them the power to hate. Which is a common side effect when a koala is consider un-cuddly. But don’t worry, we still have the cute n’ cuddly albino Smuggle bear.
“Albino Lobster”
Red Lobster must of crapped in their pants once these albino lobsters were discovered. They almost changed their entire name to White Lobster, but they stopped. Only because someone told them that white lobbys tasted different from the red ones. Although, the blue lobsters supposilly taste so much better.
“Albino Giraffe”
To see an albino giraffe run around in the wild is a very rare occurrence. Just like watching a good Chuck Norris movie. The beauty that this giraffe has is amazing. It’s zebra-skinned neck and body is mesmerizing as it moves in a steady, smooth motion. The only thing more mesmerizing than this animal is an albino Chuck Norris.
“Albino Catfish”
Close your eyes for a minute and think about how a huge albino catfish would taste like. Now open your eyes and clean all the puke off your keyboard. This thing must taste like your damn grandmother’s hotdogs. But we still have to look at this albino catfish for it’s rareness. Which is still pretty neat and awesome.