Ode to Three Wolf T-Shirt

Today’s wisdom comes from an Amazon Review: This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with [...]

Rambling COHO's – AIM Spam

Since I can remember I’ve received instant messenger spam on my AIM account. I ignore most of the random phrases they send. It wasn’t until today I noticed a trend. They are all user names with ‘coho’ within them. The funny part is… I don’t mind the spam. They show up at random and often [...]

Another reason not to drive in LA.

According to his Facebook and Twitter accounts, Ozzy Osbourne, Prince of Darkness, and overall crazy bad-ass, passed his drivers license exam this past week. After watching 2 seasons of the Ozzbournes, know of his antics, I’m going to limit my potential Ozzy exposure by staying south of Long Beach. Its more frightening to think, was [...]

OMG $17m Dollars!

Spammers are getting more and more cleaver. This piece of spam found its way into my work gmail inbox. This is a Hungarian variation of the Nigerian Money Scam or the 419 scam, where someone has a large sum of money they want to share with you, and all you have to do is provide [...]

Random Shuffle on Life

Here’s a fun one: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Napster, Media Player, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, type the song that’s playing5. When you go to a new question, press the next button Opening Credits:Alkaline Trio :: This is getting over you. Waking Up:Faithless :: Mass Destruction First Day [...]

Link Roll for the Week…

Fav Social Network of the Moment: Glued Glue is taking steps to become what web 3.0 is suppose to accomplish. Take all of this user submitted media and make it reavant. Glue is a Firefox plug-in, from Adaptive Blue, that adds a bar across the top of releant pages. Check out Amazon, IMDB, Last.FM, and [...]

RIP: Michael Crichton (1942-2008)

One of my favorite authors, Michael Crichton has passed away today at the age of 66. The science-fiction writer of instant classics lost his fight with cancer this morning. His works generally had a strong influence from scientific studies including technology and medical theories. Oh all the authors of the century, I have completed more [...]

2 Golfball and an Empty Jar of Mayonnaise

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very [...]

6 Factoids: About Me

1. I strangely enjoy British chick flicks. 2. I secretly want to run a vineyard and produce only pinot noir, but I have a feeling it might be counter productive.3. I have no problem with people having 0 clue about what I actually do for work.4. I could live in Alabama. Fo Sho! 5. I [...]

Make St. Patty's Day a Holiday

Did you know there are nine times more Irish Americans in the United States then the population of Ireland? Guiness wants to make St. Patrick’s Day an official US Holiday. They are gathering signatures from Americans, so they may petition congress to make it a Holiday. Sounds crazy right? Well they already have 40k signatures [...]

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